February 2012
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Remember when everybody had flip phones
Everybody Would Be Like:
Flirting in different hemispheres
British Guy: Why hello love you look lovely today absolutely flawless the way the light shines on you babe I fancy you so you're the most beautiful woman I have laid my eyes on.
American Guy: Ayye shawty you lookin' fineeeee today look at dat big booty ass turn around and pop that pussy mother fucka
Rageeeeeee
I don’t understand. I don’t think I ever fucking will. I will NEVER understand why you treat him like he’s five, but you don’t treat EITHER of his fucking brothers that way. What the hell? He’s almost 20 fucking years old. He’s lived on his own for two fucking years. He’s EXTREMELY responsible with everything he does. Yet, when he comes home, you give him...
Staff: Oh, you want the old Tumblr back?
Staff: The one with unlimited asks and no limit?
Staff: The one without all the restrictions?
Staff: We'll just change the icons.
Staff: People will like that instead.
teacher: today we're watching a movie
class bursts into applause. one boy screams out his appreciation for the teacher. a few stand up and hug each other. there is a little tear at the corner of your eye.
teacher: here's your movie worksheet
the tear drips down your face
majesticcatnip:
MeekaKitty: Thoughts about raves. →
tessaviolet:
I like the thought of a rave. I enjoy dancing. I enjoy music. I enjoy getting my cray on. I should go to on of these ravez (I am spelling it with a “z” so the kids realize how young and hip I truly am). There may even be some of them new fangled lazer lights. I hear there is a disc jockey now that…
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period..
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
